SAVE THE CEMENT

there is a new cause for bored PTA moms and concerned citizens, its called “Save the Cement” its to stop all this destruction of America’s precious streets and architecture for sitting and walking Only!!!!….there motto:  We must stop this terrible un godly trend of becoming products of our environment NOW.!!!

We can not continue to let creative and entertaining playgrounds  be  made of our places for business , schools, parking lots, recreational parks, and empty cement ditches. Things must be used for one purpose and one purpose only , we can not keep letting young people see this world differently and ride  across our country like it was some kind of drug crazed satanic rebelious wave……A School is a school thats it!, how dare people use its grounds on the off hours of learning, to use a toy that has endless creative options, which infests the minds of children, forcing them to see the world as one big cement canvas ,and as obstacles and entertainment other than roads,and benches to  schools, and jobs….this menace this terror this horrible rebellious creation.. is SKATEBOARDING……

When a child infected with skateboarding at a young age,there can be life long effects, an infected child or person even if for years off a skateboard, when driving down the street looking out the window at bus benches ,fire hydrants ,stairs, these everyday things in the infected mind are still jumped over jumped down  and ridden across.

This infection of skateboarding can also cause a sense of freedom and individuality,they often lose the drive to conform and simply follow , this will cause dissent, this uncompetitive , un sport, theres no spectators theres no points no one is winning and loseing .there is no parent participation!

These “skateboarders” will infest a school church or bussiness, ussually on the off hours when no one is there, will stay for hours some times into the late night, ohhh the destruction, ohhh the marks this terrible curse leaves behind! chipping our beuatifull cement benches, marking our lovely cement floors…..entertaing them selves on structures not meant for  the fun of this worlds occupants.

Pedestrians unite!!!! the only time we like it when people are in danger is in a areana or on TV !!! Never should people be dareing for the fun of it or without ,audiance. {other rebels watching each other dosent count}

Please dont let your children become infected, things to prevent infection include, but not limited too….sports: have them join a team, to take away individual tendices,

Television,or computor time : monitor your childrens shows,make sure they watch 2 hours reality tv, 1 hour talk show, 4 hours you tube a day {no skateboarding videos}

.Magazines :with all this pornography these days make sure your male children only read Maxim and FHM, for girls{they can be infectted too} cosmo us weekly, and glamour…..

Lets stop this problem before it gets too far!!!! throw these “dare devils” in a enclosed area give em huge jumps ,teams ,points, (maybe if the church would get involved )we could all enjoy the pain and fun of EXTREME skateboarding once a week at 8 pm eastern standered time.

Hooray for Mexico

Took a trip with some Habitat guys and El Gorto Blanco to, my favorite place, Mexico…….

, Miguel hooked it up!!! best food, best spots!!! thanks man…….

Miguel el hombre

The man about town  for sure ,Miguel .Years ago when i was in town for just a day, he took me to his local Flautas spot ,sooooo good. This time we sampled the local cusine all day , twice during filming lines i stopped for tacos in the middle…..

the posse

All star cast, Marius , Silas, Brennon, Tony Hawk, Daryl, and Miguel…..Fat Back behind the lens

Resort !! six stars ,about five and a half more than most Habitat hotel trips…….

i used to have a six pack

tacos all day

tacos!!!

tacos are for everyone

flying Jesus

we drove hours into Mexico, uncharted gringo territory……..

half of a pipe

Habitat is huge in Mexico

Habitat is so big in Mexico, bigger than Morrisey !! The whole bar is decorated in earth tones and animals, and the drinks are named after team riders , watch out for the Fred Galls , and the Tim O’s !! for sure black out………

El Gorto Blanco and crew

T.M.O.T.Y

Habitat Team Manager , T.M of the year!!! sets up new boards for the team every night, gets us coffee in the A.M., sets out our outfiits for each day, and even carries us to and from the hotel if we are too sore !!!

purple perro

Fun times, amazing food , el fuego del corazon , great skateboarding, laughter , friendship , highs and lows , bammer ,………I LOVE YOU MEXICO………….

Here are some photos, taken by Mr. Ryan Allen , spanning a few different Analog trips…….

Went to southern california to get some good weather and do some skateing……

So, it rained , after park skateing, went to Oblows magical playland studio to hang and do art……

Rainy days, skateparks, and art, heres some photos from the trip……….

ummmmmmmmm

the artist

sweeping the moon

The O.C. is in 3-D

When entering the O.C. every one is equipped with 3-D glasses !! The O.C. is in 3-D!!!!!! it feels almost real !!!!!

ideas

High life girl

Relax, Jesus

sore hands and feet

Health

Mr. Molinar

I like to go into starbucks and take peoples coffee

Bills coffee

This is Luke Croker, during his De-Rastafication

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